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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

We are SO well trained

Today we had a dog trainer over. We learned that our dogs are in control of us and have trained US to do what they want us to do. We were taught by our dogs that if they bark loud enough and long enough, we WILL give them a bone. The dogs also taught us that they ARE allowed to walk ON the kitchen table and we will not do anything but yell at them. They taught us that if they jump all over us and act cute and wiggle their tails, we will PET them. If they chew on the tables and all the chairs in the kitchen, we will give them attention. Amazing, isn't it? Larry and I are SO well trained. I'll keep you updated as to how the UN-training and retraining goes. This is going to be a lot of work.


Anonymous said...

Gee, that sounds like how I trained you:-)..except for the climbing on the table part.
Hey, do I need to get you tickets in Jupiter or East St. Louis for a baseball game?

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